Most politicians lie for the same reason a monkey swings by his tail, which is to say because he can.

Stephen King
Most politicians lie for the same reason a monkey swings...
Most politicians lie for the same reason a monkey swings...
Most politicians lie for the same reason a monkey swings...
Most politicians lie for the same reason a monkey swings...
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If you want to lie, you should do it in such a way that no one will ever know. Most politicians lie for the same reason a monkey swings by his tail. The monkey is aware that he swings by his tail, but he’s not bothered by it because it allows him to do what he does best: climb trees. The monkey ignores the fact that he swings by his tail because it allows him to swing.

Similarly, a politician is aware of lying, but he doesn’t mind because lying works to get him elected. He’s not bothered by lying because lying works to get him elected. In other words, politicians are like monkeys swinging by their tails because they can.

Source: The Dark Tower

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